Ok, already...
Charming and witty. You are always the first person to come up with a wisecrack. Sure, you have an attitude, but that's why people love you. You keep them on their toes. Sometimes you can be misleading, but always end up doing the right thing for the people you love.
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
Carla taged me...Big Daddy says he's the only one that can do that, but whatever...here goes:
8 TV SHOWS I LOVE TO WATCH
The Office
Army Wives
Frasier
Friends
Project Runway
Grey’s Anatomy
The Cleaner
The Daily Show
My little sister T said that my blog sucked because I never update...I wanted to post a photo of me flipping her off, but I would hate to make anyone think any less of me! ;)
Whew-been way to long since an update here in The Land of McBride. Here goes:
So people (mostly my sisters who love my children) have been asking for the back to school photos of the kids.
So Big Daddy took the kids to the LBJ Library here in Austin this week. It was all about President Johnson. When they got to the part about JFK being shot Big Daddy asked them if they had ever heard of President JFK.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the auction for NieNie!
Once in a while something you read hits you...makes you think...forces you to open yourself up to scary and sad realities. That is what happened Sunday night when I read about NieNie and her husband.
So the story of this very cool chick has put me into a tornado of thoughts...
...mostly I miss you. It is 12:16 a.m. I can't sleep when your gone. School starts tomorrow, I wish you were here to see the kiddos off with me. Maybe with the kids off to school I will have the house clean when you get home...I said maybe.
*Halie fixing the horrible haircut that I had within 30 minutes of me arriving in S.V.
We are sitting at a gas station in the middle of Kansas. Thank Heavenly Father for the gift of Wi-Fi from the nearby hotel.
Click here to go to a post that made my night! I love my dad, and love that my kiddos have a father that is just as fun, and cool, and loving! I have been very blessed to have such amazing men in my life.
Highlights from the Land of McBride:
